things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- ...
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d...
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.